Moyes lands plum World Cup boondoggle

Not only that, but TalkSport are flying their pundits over to America, so if he stays out there the whole time, or even 3-4 weeks, that is a direct impact on our pre-season. A really bad one.

Hopefully starting at the end of the season.

It’s certainly up there.

Honestly, get a grip with this utter nonsense. Or is this now the Daily Moan?

He may be able to learn how to do that!

And I never ever listen to TalkShite… so Double Winny!

Keep going, Ian, he might leave you a tenner in his will.

He will never lead us anywhere except for a mediocre path. Good enough to keep us up, but nothing more.

At least he will be watching teams playing football and he may — even with his vast experience — learn something!

My expectation is that every major league manager will be going to the biggest trade fair in football.

And if I had the money and time, I couldn’t think of anything better.

It’s not the 1970’s when Brian Clough would show up at your house with £500 and a Ford Cortina as a sweetener.

I’m not defending Moyes here, but the world and the game has moved on, surely?

We really have all seen and had enough of Moyes!

And we all just rowed up the River Mersey on a bubble.

Moyes will just tell our ace recruitment team to sign up Soucek, Stones and Grealish and renew Mykolenko and then he can go on his jolly and leave them to it.

Mick (3), it was clear and obvious to me.

TalkSport get a well-respected voice in the game with decades of experience, and punditry during a summer tournament hardly stops him planning for next season.

If anything, being around top international coaches, players and media discussions can give him fresh perspective, plus Everton probably won’t be too far into pre-season. The Premier League season starts around 23 August this year, so plenty of time.

Besides, hearing sensible analysis on TalkSport might make a nice change for once.

Hard to disagree with any of that.

The World Cup is a shop window. How about headline reading Everton manager goes to look at the world’s best players with a view to unearthing a bargain or two, and gets paid by someone else other than this club to do it?

Nice work if you can get it… and he has.

Our chap will be out on the ale with Ally McCoist every night when he should be lining up all these deals we need done.

We’re not getting someone else to pay his wages for this period. That might be more appealing.

Perspective?
He will be advising the coaches on how to manage a team competing in the World Cup

Any outstanding attacking talents will be marked as not suitable for Everton, no Premier League experience and not the requisite amount of defensive duties carried out. Any player under 6 foot has to be discarded.

Attacking full backs? Absolutely not for Mr Moyes. Creative midfield players? Don’t put in the required Moyes graft. Players under the age of 26, not enough experience etc, etc.

Talk-Shite is what he does!

Then there’s John Stones, don’t forget. We could run out to the Dad’s Army theme tune instead of Z-Cars. Season 26-27 Bring it on!!!! In the Moyesiah we trust.

I swear I will do something bad. I might regret it, but I will not be able to help myself.

A Chelsea supporting mate considers Delap is reasonable at holding up the ball, more of an old-school No 9, a battering ram type.

I feel we need versatility.

Don’t ask me who.

Richarlison would be ok.

He will let the world cup managers know where they are going wrong 😂